NEW DRINKS MENU JUST DROPPED (AND WE’VE HIJACKED A VENDING MACHINE)
Welcome to the happiest place on earth, where every hour is happy hour. And where the drinks menu has just had a full glow up.
We’ve been busy behind the bar. New house cocktails, a brand new brigade of Dead Hard Sodas, and enough sugar, spirit and bad decisions to see you through to closing. Here’s what’s new.
THE HOUSE COCKTAILS
Nine of them. All ridiculous. All £8.5 unless stated.
BITCH JUICE – Titos, blackberry, elderflower and yuzu, sour, ginger beer. Sharp, fruity, slightly rude. Our favourite kind of drink.
FAMOUS PICANTE – Cazcabel, agave, chilli, cucumber, lime, pineapple. Heat, then fruit, then more heat. Order it with the wings and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
SCREWBALL £7.5 – Absolut Raspberry, blue curacao, yuzu, cream soda and a bubble gum foam. It looks like a Saturday morning cartoon and drinks like one too.
BANANA DAIQUIRI – Redleg Banana, banana liqueur, velvet falernum, pineapple, lime.
LONG ISLAND PEACH TEA – Southern Comfort, peach, peach ice tea, lemonade, lemon. Yes it’s exactly as dangerous as it sounds.
PRETTY FLY – Four Roses bourbon, triple sec, pineapple, lime, orgeat, bitters.
Plus the spritz section for the ones who like to sit outside and pretend it’s Italy: HUGO SPRITZ, APEROL SPRITZ and the BJ SPRITZ (blackberry, elderflower and yuzu, prosecco, soda water). Behave.
Not drinking? Loads of these come with an alcohol free option, so you’re not stuck nursing a lime and soda all night.
DEAD HARD SODAS
We’ve hijacked the vending machine and assembled a legendary brigade of Dead Hard Sodas. Stick that in your kickflip.
Highballs, done properly. Big fizz, big flavour, no messing. £7 single or £9 double. No free refills, sorry.
- Titos & Ginger Beer
- Fernet Branca & Cola
- Rhubarb Gin & Vimto
- Portobello Gin & Fanta Lemon
- Mezcal & Fanta Orange
- Four Roses & Dr Pepper
- Paloma
- Batanga
- Titos & Cream Soda
- Jameson & Ginger Ale
- Kraken & Cola
Rhubarb Gin & Vimto is the one that’s going to break the bar. You heard it here first.
AND THE REST
The shakes are still here doing the absolute most at £6.5, blended with vanilla ice cream and topped with whipped cream. Super Fly Cherry Pie, Biscoff Snickerdoodle, Rocky Mountain Blackout, Cookies & Cream, Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla, most of which can be made vegan.
Feeling brave? GO BOOZY £9.5. Throw a shot of liquor into any shake. Probably a Baileys. Possibly a Jack Daniels. We’re not your mum.
Draught, bottles, wine and softs are all still in their rightful place, including Guinness 0.0% and Staropramen 0.0% for the designated drivers and the sensible ones.
GET IN
New drinks are pouring now in Manchester and Liverpool. Grab a table, grab the crew, and work your way down the list.
Allergies or intolerances? Have a word with your server before you order and they’ll sort you out.
Book your table now.